Things I've Encountered

Everyone claims their race to be the “cheapest”. It’s as if it is a cross-cultural competition to be the cheapest bastards there are. The Jews, Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, everyone wants to say that their people are the cheapest! I wonder why that is. I think on the outside, everyone wants to act like that they are ballin so hard mother fuckers wanna fine them. However, the truth of the matter is that we just aren’t on that level of ball-age. Let’s be real, why are Groupon and Living Social so popular now? Because we’re ALL cheap bastards! Who doesn’t mind finding deals and steals? You’re a fool if you don’t at least look for them.

And here is where I explain my inspiration for this post. Like I said, everyone loves saving a few bucks here and there, but would you climb a 70ft wall to avoid paying the $4 admission to a castle? For all you cheapskates out there keeping track, score one for the Asians!

If you were too lazy to click the link and watch the video clip here’s the kicker - THAT DAY WAS FREE ADMISSION! It pays to check for deals sometimes, people. Pun intended.